Do we need Venusian?

It is a saying that if men are from Mars and women are from Venus, better start learning venusian to get going. It would be hottest course in school to fill up within seconds and overwhelmingly but not surprisingly by ‘martians’. Ofcourse, who wouldn’t want to learn a foreign, oops infact, an alien language, which would help them tremendously in communicating to anyone at an advanced level.

So let’s take a wild guess on how this language look like and sound like. Definitely the script would be curvaceous! ;). Grammar would be difficult to master because sentances would be deceitful as in they might not mean exactly what they say! I guess venusian is all about exploring and understanding that lies hidden between the lines. But here comes the biggest hurdle. There could be so many dialects that you need to always match the one you are engaging with. In other words signal back the same frequency that your antenna is receiving. Labs would make you work on making eye contact and understanding and interpreting the eye movements. Concentrate on labs, guys!

Or do we require knowing this venusian when there exists a language which speaks in broader terms. Communicating in modest and straightforward terms, understanding in a way which is not just emotional but pragmatic too would seem too ideal for everyone. Just being one-self, able to put forth the opinions’, expectations’ and at the same time, being able to accept the opposite views and reciprocate in ‘gentlemanish’ manner, probably might be too much from a guy’s point citing the shadow of apprehension. But this is a feasible medium of communication if considered or atleast practical. Else I’m afraid things would be stale-mate until the wait ends for one to have fluency in venusian, goodluck with that! Flattery with sincerity, humour with humility, discerning with rationality, passion with spontanity and compassion with nobility would be the mantra!